Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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