She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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