he shaved USA in his pubs
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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