Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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