you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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