white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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