I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
