Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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