we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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