You can't special order awesome
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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