this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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