is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I have post one night stand depression
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