speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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my shit smells like andre
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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