I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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