So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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