oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.