It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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