whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.