So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.