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I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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