Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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