they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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