ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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