If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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