I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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