i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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