That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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