A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I want to walk on stilts...naked
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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