This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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