Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We named our party play list daddy issues
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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