can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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