that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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