i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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