Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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