I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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