Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I feel like abortions should bother me more
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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