is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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