THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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