So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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