were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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