My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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