Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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