Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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