your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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