So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
As shirtless as possible
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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