She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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