would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation