Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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