i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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