I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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