Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Sorry my hands just texted you
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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