i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just gift wrapped bread.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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