honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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