why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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