i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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