Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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