WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
