I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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