Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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