I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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