Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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