My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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