Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Randomize
