This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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