Christians are straight up FREAKS
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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